Golf - Mashing it up, Golf Lesson

After the beach Broekkies said she wanted to learn how to play golf. Now this pleased me very much because I smaak to play with my stick and balls.

So I asked Broekkies: "Are you sure you want to learn how to play with my stick and my balls because I don't just moss let anyone play with them..."

And Broekkies said: "Ag man please can I mos play with your stick and balls, its been a dream of mine now for many years..."

So I say to her: "Okay..."

And she say: "You wont be disappointed, I will play and will play till I are got it all worked out."

And Broekkies promised that she would be gentle and so I agree to let her have a play.



And it really was a bargain, it only cost me 7EUR for the play.

Broekkies was beaming with anticipation as she had always wanted to hold my 9 Iron in her little hands. And although my club was a little too big for her I told her to just hold it a little lower and to keep her eye on the balls. She mos listened and was soon swinging the club up and down... and although she tried very hard, the balls would simply not go anywhere...

Take a look and see for yourself!



So I tell her: "No man... you are doing it all wrong!"

And she say: "But its my first times..."

And I tell her: "Okay get behind me and put your arms around me and feel how it feels to hold the 9 iron in your very hands and then I will swing it up and down for a bit so you can get a feel for what it should feel like..."

So Broekkies get behind me and I put my hands over her hands onto the 9 Iron and we gently swing back and we gently swing forward...

And Broekkies say: "Ja, that feels mos very nice... I think I am getting the swing of it..."

And I say: "Yes, it feels good too."

And then Broekkies gave one almighty swing, and I must admit I thought it was all over, and it was... it was magnificent... an explosion of passion and pride burst forth from me as she completed the final drive and when the stars cleared and we opened our eyes the balls was no where to be seen.



So I thought maybe I should look in the bush to see if thats where the balls had gone to... but no matter how hard I looked I just could not find it...

And Broekkies said: "Ag man, don't worry about it."